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I had to wait for an hour today, for a friend I had to meet for dinner. And waiting is one thing which I utterly hate. There was a hanuman mandir near to where I was standing. The small loudspeaker was struggling to keep itself heard above the din made by the traffic.Today is Tuesday,…

Many of you may know of mplayer and maybe using it too. But along with it there comes another goodie called “mencoder”. I have seen very few people using it, maybe because fame creates more fame and anonymity causes more neglect. Also because it does not have any graphic interface and runs only on the…

Spent my weekend in pune. Aim of my visit was to experience the visarjan, as I had heard a lot about it. But it seems the court had put on some restrictions and the celebrations were subdued. Anyway met a lot of friends. Met Subhash after 5 years, who was my classmate till 8th. That’s…

I got inspired today and wrote something. So then…Its kind of elvis’ style.. Suburban angel, walking like thatlow waist jeans,the tatoo,on the small of the backATTACK …..is what my heart’s gonna doooo… I know i know it’s cheesier than punjabi paratha, especially the last line which can use some desaturation. Anyway I am getting terribly…

A small boy came into this world, on such and such day and year.He had loving and caring parents. His mother was a very devout lady. Very religious, she would attend all the bhajans and kirtans in the neighbourhoud. And our Oops went along with her, with her pallu firmly inside his sweaty palm. Initially,…

As a libertarian I give her an equivalent of the Oscar award. “Asia Carrera” as she is called, is a porn star (or the politically correct, an “Adult film Star”. With an IQ of 155, a Princeton scholarship and a Presidential Medal of Freedom in 2003. On top of all that she is also a…

Cover Page. Our very own Ankit Khandelwal makes it to the cover page of Dude’s Corner. A magazine which is very popular with the NRI junta. And guess what the image was taken by me.

One of my friends used have the entire collection of some pseud encyclopedia. Some 15 volumes in all. I used to be so jealous of him. It seemed that answers to all questions could be found there. I wished I also had one of those. And now I have, and Google it is. While it…

Spying on telephone conversations is fun. And posting it is even more so. So here are two snippets.. Clip 1) Panda talking to his girlfriend: Mosquitoes….? Why don’t you try not bathing for a few days…the moskis then get repelled by the smell ..Don’t laugh …it works for me. hmmmm….hmm………oh………..achha …………………..btw what is your blood…

I got this pic in a mail forward. Along with a request to forward this to every indian, it had accompanying text, with words like shameful, insult, etc..etc. The poor Mr.Laloo, the universal(at least in india) punching bag. So I ask… Is sitting, while everybody is standing a crime? Oh but isn’t it obvious that…