Author: Anand Kurumbur

  • Suburban Angel

    I got inspired today and wrote something. So then…Its kind of elvis’ style.. Suburban angel, walking like thatlow waist jeans,the tatoo,on the small of the backATTACK …..is what my heart’s gonna doooo… I know i know it’s cheesier than punjabi paratha, especially the last line which can use some desaturation. Anyway I am getting terribly…

  • Asia Carrera

    As a libertarian I give her an equivalent of the Oscar award. “Asia Carrera” as she is called, is a porn star (or the politically correct, an “Adult film Star”. With an IQ of 155, a Princeton scholarship and a Presidential Medal of Freedom in 2003. On top of all that she is also a…

  • Know it?

    One of my friends used have the entire collection of some pseud encyclopedia. Some 15 volumes in all. I used to be so jealous of him. It seemed that answers to all questions could be found there. I wished I also had one of those. And now I have, and Google it is. While it…

  • blood stories & Shehnaz

    Spying on telephone conversations is fun. And posting it is even more so. So here are two snippets.. Clip 1) Panda talking to his girlfriend: Mosquitoes….? Why don’t you try not bathing for a few days…the moskis then get repelled by the smell ..Don’t laugh …it works for me. hmmmm….hmm………oh………..achha …………………..btw what is your blood…

  • Independent, Are we?

    I got this pic in a mail forward. Along with a request to forward this to every indian, it had accompanying text, with words like shameful, insult, etc..etc. The poor Mr.Laloo, the universal(at least in india) punching bag. So I ask… Is sitting, while everybody is standing a crime? Oh but isn’t it obvious that…

  • Uncomfortably Numb

    After MoshMania, we stood in the nearby bus stop for 45 mins before the bus came. It was 459, the same one which we had taken to get there. The conductor mumbled inconherency while we gave him the money. To the passengers’ surprise the bus stopped in the middle of nowhere at a stop called…

  • MoshMania

    Music Some like them experienced, with knowledge of the moves, others prefer young, immature and tight. Likewise in music. Today’s was tight. I go to rock concerts like this for the energy, of people as well as the 10,000 watt speakers’. The less famous bands play earlier, but they also play it heavier. So what…