New Year’s present
I got a call from my friend TB yesterday. He was pretty excited. He wanted to tell me something about his 3rd girlfriend. I realized the shy guy I knew from school had changed into a casanova.
TB starts, “abe kaa, this girl has promised to give me a present next new year.”
Kaa: “But that’s a far away, why did she tell you know, itne jaldi.”
TB:”arey yaar she says it will be priceless, and when i asked her to tell me about it, she says if I have even a little dimaag i will know”
Kaa:” oh ….ooooh…”
TB:”what do u think it will be, yaar, i am totally clueless.”
kaa:” hmmmm…..if u have even a little dimaag u will know.”
TB:”Yaar seriously tell me what do u think it is?”
Kaa:”well whats so special about new year….hmmm…..maybe because its winter…and she is planning to knit a sweater for you….yeah that figures she will need some months to get it finished. Yeah i am pretty sure it will be a sweater”
TB:”kya yaar ..tune toh mere life ko hindi movie bana dee”
Kaa:” or maybe she will give you gaajar ka halwa…my mom says you never get as good gaajars as you get them in winter. That seems a probability too.”
TB:”saale tu mil tujhe mein peetoonga”
I was just pulling your leg TB, may god (and your GF) give you whatever you want :D.