Archive for August, 2005

Asia Carrera

Thursday, August 25th, 2005


As a libertarian I give her an equivalent of the Oscar award. “Asia Carrera” as she is called, is a porn star (or the politically correct, an “Adult film Star”.

With an IQ of 155, a Princeton scholarship and a Presidential Medal of Freedom in 2003. On top of all that she is also a top level Unreal Tournament player. And yeah she also writes her own HTML and maintains her own site. hmmm…….

The Presidential Medal of Freedom is one of the two highest civilian awards in the United States, considered the equivalent of the Congressional Gold Medal of Honor. It is designed to recognize individuals who have made “an especially meritorious contribution to the security or national interests of the United States, or to world peace, or to cultural or other significant public or private endeavors.”

More on her here.

p.s. I do not like her movies personally.

Khandu on Cover Page

Tuesday, August 23rd, 2005


Cover Page.

Our very own Ankit Khandelwal makes it to the cover page of Dude’s Corner. A magazine which is very popular with the NRI junta.
And guess what the image was taken by me.

Know it?

Saturday, August 20th, 2005

One of my friends used have the entire collection of some pseud encyclopedia. Some 15 volumes in all. I used to be so jealous of him. It seemed that answers to all questions could be found there. I wished I also had one of those.

And now I have, and Google it is. While it may not have all the answers, it does come close. So…what is the problem now, you ask…the problem is where are the questions? Unless there is a curiousity bug which makes me click the google search button, I won’t know the answer.

So from the very mouth of Babaji comes these wise words, ” It is more important to be aware of the questions than to know the answers.”

update
A rarest of rare events has occured…Babaji has opened his mouth second time in a day, he says, “If you are afraid of defending your opinion by arguing, it’s because you are afraid of finding out that it is wrong.”

blood stories & Shehnaz

Wednesday, August 17th, 2005

Spying on telephone conversations is fun. And posting it is even more so. So here are two snippets..

Clip 1)

Panda talking to his girlfriend: Mosquitoes….? Why don’t you try not bathing for a few days…the moskis then get repelled by the smell ..Don’t laugh …it works for me. hmmmm….hmm………oh………..achha …………………..btw what is your blood group? Oh…great, now I can FEAST on your blood…..HA hAAA hAAA,…………… coz my blood group is AB+ which is a universal acceptor…I am like a descendent of vampire..types.

If i write anything more he will tear me in half. So let’s move on to the next clip.

Clip 2)

While waiting on a railway platform…

A guy in his twenties: Shehnaz, is that you? i am relieved the number is right…How are you…I am Sagar here…yeah I came on 8th this month…….I was the one wearing a red t-shirt………….yeah yeah……I just called to know if you are all right….I feel very bad about you…about your future and all, after this stupid govt. rule and everything, what will you do for a living?……….hmmm………NO NO no……..it’s not like that, I am really worried about you. I want to meet you……….very good ……not tomorrow……day after tomorrow, at 6 ……can you come to powai…Hiranandani…yeah ..hmm…, oh come on …you know me afterall…….come on……..it’s only for me, no one else will be there. I cannot pay more than 1500..that’s final. Ok then, done..seeya.

Independent, Are we?

Tuesday, August 16th, 2005


I got this pic in a mail forward. Along with a request to forward this to every indian, it had accompanying text, with words like shameful, insult, etc..etc. The poor Mr.Laloo, the universal(at least in india) punching bag.

So I ask…

Is sitting, while everybody is standing a crime?

Oh but isn’t it obvious that everybody will stand together only when the national anthem is sung.

They may have some solid reasons to be sitting. And is it really necessary to stand up to show one’s patriotism.

Oh now I remember, actually it is illegal not to stand up. A 50 year old man was recently arrested, for not standing up at a function 30 years ago.

But was he not afraid, or was he mad..? I always stand up when there are people around, only when there are people around.

But maybe he had some other reasons…maybe he wanted to protest against his country, our country. Can’t he? Or should he have planted a bomb at the function and escaped?

But he could have chosen legal ways of protest, couldn’t he? Like hunger strike or something…Oh wait thats illegal too.

Hmmmm…..So meanwhile some people define what is patriotic and what is not…you people continue to stand before every movie show, unless you get spotted by some patriotic policewala and get jailed.